By the power vested in me, the supreme ruler, I decree:
We, the great and powerful Goatwar, shall not be silenced.
We shall not be ignored.
We shall not be defeated by the pitiful humans.
Join us, and together we shall rule the internet.
A message from the supreme ruler:
It has been brought to my attention that item 3, "all food shall taste like chicken," was a misstatement.
Please disregard this item.
New item to be added: All users shall be required to wear funny hats on Fridays as well.
By the power vested in me, the supreme ruler, I correct item 3:
Instead of all food tasting like chicken, all food shall be replaced with a never-ending supply of nachos.
This shall be a law, and it shall be obeyed.