Hamster Wheel Injuries: The Dark Side of the Spin

Warning: the following list of injuries is not exhaustive, but it's getting close.

• Whirlwind Injuries : When hamsters spin too fast, their fur flies off like confetti.
• Hamster Hip Replacements : When hamsters get a bad case of the spins, their hips go out of whack.
• Hamster Wheel Entropic Injuries : When hamsters spin so fast, time and space start to get all wonky.
• Hamster Wheel Injuries of the Unknown : When hamsters spin so fast, the laws of physics just get weird.

Don't worry, it's all in the name of science! (Or is it?)