The Nihilist's Guide to Doing Nothing

Why bother with the point of it all? The universe is just a meaningless void, and we're all just specks of dust in an infinite expanse.

Recommended Activities:

• Watch the apocalypse with a glass of fine wine
• Ponder the meaninglessness of existence
• Procrastinate on the couch, surrounded by pizza boxes

Or, you know, just stare into the void.