The Keyboard Wonkiness: A Guide to Typing with Flair

Warning: This page contains extremely high levels of keyboard wonkiness. Prolonged exposure may cause eye strain, carpal tunnel syndrome, and a strong desire to play the piano.

Keyboard wonkiness is a real phenomenon, folks. It's when your fingers get so used to typing on keyboards that they start to develop a life of their own.

We're not kidding. It's a real thing. Our team of expert keyboard wonkologists (yes, that's a thing) have studied this phenomenon and can attest to its validity.

We've created this guide to help you navigate the wild world of keyboard wonkiness. From basic typing skills to advanced finger acrobatics, we've got you covered.

Wonkiness Levels:

1. Level 1: Finger Frenzy - The basics of keyboard wonkiness. Learn to type with your fingers, not your toes.
2. Level 2: Wonk-tastic - Where fingers start to develop their own personalities and refuse to work together.
3. Level 3: Keyboard Kaleidoscope - Fingers start to type out random words and sentences, but not necessarily what you meant to type.
4. Level 4: Wonk-Chaos - At this level, your fingers have taken over and are now typing out gibberish.

So, are you ready to embark on this journey of keyboard wonkiness? We thought so. Let's start with Level 1.