The Longest Flight in the Multiverse
In a shocking turn of events, our flight attendants announced that the flight would be delayed due to "interdimensional turbulence." The passengers were initially confused but quickly grew concerned as the flight continued to circle around the airport for hours.
Causes of the Delay
- The shipyard where we were docked was experiencing a temporal rift, causing our plane to experience time dilation effects.
- The in-flight entertainment system was stuck on repeat, forcing us to listen to the same 5-hour loop of elevator music.
- Our pilot was trying to set a new record for longest flight attendants' strike.