You're not actually listening to music. You're just pretending. Like, have you ever stopped to think about the fact that the sounds you're hearing are just someone else's imagination? It's like a choose your own adventure book, but with more beeps.
But hey, at least you can make up whatever you want! Do you hear the sweet nothings of a gentle stream, or the cacophony of a thousand cats in a blender? The choice is yours!
Some popular choices include:
We have some special features to make your listening experience more believable: Mouse Clicking Optional, Optional Screams of Desperation.