Mustache Gate: The Unofficial Headquarters of Facial Hair

Welcome, fellow mustachioed individuals, to Mustache Gate, the mecca of majestic whiskers!

Here, we celebrate the majesty of the 'stache, where the air is sweet with the scent of pomade and the ground shakes with the thunder of waxed and twirled.

Our Mission

To create a world where every day is a day for 'stache pride, where every man, woman, and sentient being can grow, love, and admire the majestic curves of the mustache.

Join us in our quest to make Mustache Gate the epicenter of facial hair, and together, let us march towards a world where:

• The world is divided into three categories: Mustachioed, Non-Mustachioed, and Those Who Dare Not To Be Judged.
• Every day is a national Mustache Day, and everyone is encouraged to grow a magnificent mustache to commemorate the occasion.
• The art of mustache waxing and shaping is taught in schools, alongside basic arithmetic and literacy.

Our Subpages

Visit our subpages for more information on:

• Mustache Magazine: The Definitive Guide to the World of Facial Hair
• Mustache Mystics: The Secret Society of Mustache Whisperers
• Mustache History: From the Ancients to the Modern Mustachioed