OTHER FUN FACTS

Because You Clearly Need More Information in Your Life

Here are some completely made-up, utterly unreliable, and totally not-at-all-boring facts for you to enjoy:

• The Great Pizza Cat of 1987: A True Story
• Did you know that the shortest war in recorded history was between the Netherlands and Belgium? (No, it wasn't about the fries.)
• The secret ingredient in your favorite cereal is, in fact, love.

Stay tuned for more utterly fabricated, completely fabricated, and totally not-at-all-serious information!