Our Employees

Our CEO: Bob "The Boss" Johnson

Bob is a man of mystery, known for his love of fine wine and poor decision making.

He is the one who makes the tough decisions around here, and by "tough decisions" we mean "decisions that involve free pizza for everyone in the office."

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Our CTO: Steve "The Tech Guy" Thompson

Steve is a genius, but only when it comes to coding. Otherwise, he's just a regular guy who likes to eat Cheetos and watch cat videos.

He's the one who keeps our servers up and running, but only because he's secretly a masochist.

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Our Marketing Manager: Karen "The Sassy" Jenkins

Karen is a force to be reckoned with. She can sell you a bridge, a timeshare, or even a timeshare on a bridge, and make it sound like a great idea.

She's the one who convinces our customers to buy more stuff, but only because she's secretly a snake oil salesperson.

Want to see her impressive collection of knockoff designer handbags? Click here

That's our team. Don't they sound great? Learn more