Meet the team that's leading our great nation into the depths of despair and confusion.
Our first and most glorious leader, who makes all the decisions, but only after a 3-day deliberation period.
He's a master of indecision and a virtuoso of procrastination.
View DecisionsOur second leader, who has a plan, but it keeps changing.
He's a master of making things sound good on paper, but not so much in real life.
View PlansOur third and final leader, who's still trying to figure out what 'leader' means.
He's a master of doing nothing, but excelling at it.
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