Welcome to the School of Hard Knocks, where we drill into your skull the fundamental principles of Essentialism: the idea that some things are simply better than others.

Our esteemed professors will teach you the art of separating the signal from the noise, and the wheat from the chaff. You will learn to spot the essentials from the non-essentials, and to prioritize the former over the latter.

We offer a range of courses, from "The Essentiality of Being" to "The Non-Essentiality of Nothingness". Our students have gone on to do great things, like telling their parents they don't need to send them money.

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