Plane-Tips: Airborne Apps
Surviving in-flight meals, in-flight entertainment, and in-flight existential crises
- Tip 1: Always bring a snack. Trust us, it's a long shot.
- Tip 2: If the person in front of you reclines their seat, pretend to be asleep.
- Tip 3: Download in-flight entertainment on your personal device. It's not like you have a life on the ground to get back to or anything.
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Sub-Tip: Don't get too comfortable, you might get stuck in the lavatory.
- Sub-Tip 1: If you get stuck, try to make eye contact with the flight attendant. It's like a game of 'Who can stare the longest?'
- Sub-Tip 2: If that doesn't work, just pretend you're a statue.
- Tip 4: When the plane hits turbulence, just close your eyes and think of your therapist.
Etiquette Rules for Airborne Apps