Relative Speed Testimonials

We're not really fast, but we'll try.

Warning: This page is a testament to our lack of optimization skills.

Relative speed is a myth. We're just really bad at this.

Relative speed is a joke. We're still trying to figure it out.

Want to be a part of our relative speed study? Join the fun!

Or, you know, web developers.

Or, you know, possible.