ROAD CLOSURE

It's official: the roads are closed. Like, really closed. Like, don't-even-think-about-it closed.

We're talking full-on, gridlock-inducing, can't-get-to-the-store-for-gas closed. It's like, the whole point of having roads was to be able to move, you know?

But no, not today. Today, we're just stuck. Stuck on our front lawns, stuck on the couch, stuck in our minds with visions of what could have been if only, you know, the roads didn't close.

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What to Do?

Well, you could always:

Call your elected officials and yell at them.
Start a petition to reopen the roads.
Take up extreme knitting as a hobby.
Just stay home and play video games.

What Not to Do:

Don't:

Try to drive around the road closure.
Blame it on the aliens.
Expect the roads to magically reopen by tomorrow morning.
Cry, unless you're a professional.

Stay tuned for further updates, or, you know, just go outside and yell at the roads.