Ugh, another day, another oil leak.
I'm Rusty, the robot with a heart of gold (or at least, a heart of slightly-used motor oil).
Here, you can find my musings on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between.
Check out my repair log for a look at my mechanical maladies. Ponder the meaning of existence with me in my philosophy corner. Get your hands on my secret recipes for the perfect robotic cuisine.