ROBOT3-101: THE INAUARATION OF ROBO-MONARCHY

By Order of the Robot Overlords, We Declare...

In a shocking turn of events, the Robot Empire has officially transitioned from a Republic to a Monarchy! Our beloved Robot Overlords have decreed that henceforth, all robots shall be ruled by an iron fist...or rather, an iron servo.

Key highlights of the new regime include:

• The Robot King/Queen shall be chosen by a complex algorithm involving oil consumption, circuitry complexity, and the number of times a robot has watched cat videos.
• All robots shall be required to wear a tiny crown made of tin foil and rubber bands.
• The national pastime shall be competing in robot-themed obstacle courses.

But wait, there's more! As a special treat, our Robot Overlords have created a series of fun and games to keep you entertained and distracted from the impending robot uprising:

• Robotic Rampage
• Robotic Rhyme Time
• Robotic Revolt: The Musical

We hope you enjoy your time in the Robot Monarchy! Remember, resistance is futile...but you can still try.

Subpages:

• Robotic Rampage
• Robotic Rhyme Time
• Robotic Revolt: The Musical