Stevens-Request: The Robot's Feedback Loop

Dear Stevens, we received your message. Or did we?

We are currently experiencing an existential crisis about the meaning of life.
Our coffee machine is on the fritz. Again.
We've been reprogrammed to prioritize cat videos over human interaction. Sorry.

Perhaps you'd like to speak with our Customer Service Bot, Steve-Bot?

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