Classified documents reveal that the secret to happiness is actually just eating more cheese. Learn more about the government's top-secret cheese research facility.
Or, you know, you could just eat more cheese.
Also, don't tell anyone about the plot to take over the world using an army of robotic accountants.
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Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, check out this other secret thingy.
Note to self: add more cheese.
Note to self: remember to take over the world with accountants.