Welcome to Simulation Surgery, where the risks are minimal and the bill is high

Our state-of-the-art facilities feature:

• Realistic patient models made of durable plastic
• Advanced simulation software that won't crash (probably)
• A highly trained team of pretend surgeons (with a 99% success rate)

Schedule your Simulation Surgery Today!

Side effects of simulation surgery may include:

• Uncontrollable laughter
• Incontinence
• Temporary loss of dignity

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