The one true ruler of the sockpuppet revolution. Lord of the fluffy, king of the fuzzy, sovereign of the squeaky toys.
Our leader has decreed:
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Join us in our revolution, and together we shall:
Recruit new sockpuppets to our cause!
Learn more about our secret operations and plots!
Discover the ancient, forgotten art of Sockpuppetry!
Meet the other sockpuppet leaders and claim your place in the hierarchy!
But be warned, our revolution is not for the faint of heart, or those with fragile egos. Only the sturdiest, most stalwart of sockpuppets are welcome.
Read the fine print, but let's be real, you're already in over your head.