SPACE WAVES
A branch of intergalactic ontology that studies the inherent meaninglessness of cosmic events
Multiverse Theories Cosmic Quantum Fluctuations Quantum Entanglement OntologyA wavefunction collapses, but not really.
The probability of existence is 0.5, give or take 10^-23
Space Waves is a branch of ontology that seeks to understand the meaning of nothingness in the vast expanse of the universe.
It's a bit of a dead-end discipline, but someone's gotta do it.
But seriously, have you seen the size of some of these waves?