Subpage Sub-subpage: prophets of the apocalypse

Because, you know, the world's already doomed, so why not have some fun?

Welcome, mortals, to the subpage of subpages! Here, we have the most esteemed prophets of the apocalypse, ready to deliver their most dire predictions.

• Zechariah: The Prophet of the impending cheese plague
• Joel: The Prophet of the end of all things good and fluffy
• Haggai: The Prophet of the great toaster fire of 2025
• Obadiah: The Prophet of the infinite loop of cat videos