Major Events in the Life of Zorvath, the Great

Year 1 BCE: Zorvath discovers the art of burp-juice juggling and becomes a local sensation in the village of Quizzle.

Year 5 BCE: The first-ever Burp-Juice Juggling Tournament is held in Quizzle, and Zorvath wins first prize: a year's supply of his favorite snack, Glintles

Year 10 BCE: Zorvath falls deeply in love with a chicken named Cluck Norris and writes the first of many love poems

Year 20 BCE: Zorvath reaches middle age and must navigate the trials of finding a new hobby, settling for Extreme Crocheting

Year 50 BCE: Zorvath discovers he is actually a direct descendant of a powerful and ancient line of ninja warriors, and his life is forever changed

Legacy of Zorvath: The Next Generation

And that's just the beginning...

See also:

• The Official Burp-Juice Juggling Hall of Fame
• The Cluck Norris Foundation for Fowl Love