A Pro's Guide to Not Being a Pro

Warning: this guide is for those who have given up on being a pro.

Here are a few tips from someone who has.

Tip 1: Don't bother.

It's just more work, okay?

If you're already overwhelmed, try this subpage.

Tip 2: Practice, but not too much.

Just get the basics down. You can always wing it.

Find more shortcuts on this subpage.

Tip 3: Be okay with mediocrity.

It's not about perfection, it's about not being terrible.

Live a mediocre life with us.