The Unofficial Official Guide to Toilet Paper

Chapter 1: The History of Toilet Paper: A Brief and Incomplete Account

Did you know that toilet paper has been around longer than the internet?

• Ancient Egyptians used papyrus
• Medieval Europeans used linen
• Modern people use whatever is on sale

Chapter 2: The Great Toilet Paper Debate: Quilted vs. Plain

Is quilted the best? Or is plain the way to go?

• Quilted: more comfortable on your bum