Expert Advice on How to Get Lost in the City
Lost in the Haze
Don't just drive, drive like you mean it! Our expert traffic analysts have crunched the numbers and discovered the best way to get stuck in traffic is by:
- Leave your house at exactly 8:47 AM
- Take the scenic route (it's not really scenic, but it's a nice thought)
- Celebrate every red light by honking your horn 5 times
Traffic Tricks 101
Learn the ancient art of getting lost in traffic with our comprehensive course:
- Lesson 1: The Art of Merging
- Lesson 2: The Science of Stalling
- Lesson 3: Advanced Route-Blocking