Underwhelming Teams

Welcome to Underwhelming Teams, where we're just as underwhelming as the teams we're talking about.

Meet Our Underwhelming Team Members

• John, the Guy Who Always Eats Cereal for Lunch
• Jane, the Person Who Uses Comic Sans
• Alan, the One Who Still Uses AOL Instant Messenger

Our Underwhelming Mission Statement

To underwhelm our customers, one lackluster performance review at a time.

Subpages:

• Underwhelming Bureaucracy
• Underwhelmingly Bored

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