The Pangolin's Unconventional Lifestyle

As a pangolin, I'm all about living life on my own terms. Or, rather, on the terms of my stomach, which is always growling for more food.

Here's the lowdown:

Never eat the same thing twice in one week. Variety is the spice of life, after all.
Eat everything in sight. A pangolin's gotta keep their strength up, you know.
Don't let anyone give you unsolicited advice on dieting. They don't understand the struggle.

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