Join us in our illustrious halls of mediocrity, where the art of doing the bare minimum is revered as a badge of honor.
Our members have achieved greatness in the most unlikely of ways: by simply showing up.
Meet John, the guy who ate 17 bowls of cereal for breakfast and still managed to not get out of bed.
Meet Sarah, the master of the 3-hour shower, where the real challenge is deciding which song to listen to on loop.
And meet Bob, the one who mastered the art of doing the same 5-minute workout every morning for 3 whole years without variation.
Each of our members has achieved a winning streak that's truly unmatched in our field of doing the least amount of effort possible.
The Streaks of Summer (Where we celebrate the art of sleeping in until 3 PM)
Masters of the 3-Minute Walk (Where we take the art of taking short walks to new heights)
The Epic Failures of Our Members (Where we share our most impressive tales of doing it wrong)