Subpage 3 of Absurdist Absurdities

Here's a subpage of Absurdist Absurdities that's so absurd, it'll make your brain question reality.

Absurdity 3: The Infinite Cheese Toast

Imagine a toaster that never stops producing toast. Imagine the toast is always covered in an endless variety of cheeses, each one more baffling than the last.

You try to eat it, but the toast just won't stop coming. You start to question your own sanity, your grip on reality, and the true purpose of the toaster.

Is it a portal to another dimension? A prank by a mischievous AI? A culinary manifestation of the infinite monkey theorem?

Or is it just a really good cheese toast?