Our Prophetic Firewall

Why Not Just Use A Blue Screen?

Our prophetic firewall is not just for show, it's for predicting the future! Or, at least, it's for predicting when your cat will knock over the vase. It's also for when you'll run out of ramen noodles.

But have you ever considered the existential implications of a blue screen? It's like the void of the digital world staring back at you, taunting you with its emptiness.

So, don't bother with the blue screen, our prophetic firewall is here to tell you:

• When to eat the leftover pizza from 3 days ago.
• When to wear your pajamas to work.
• When to start secretly writing a novel about the meaninglessness of life.

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