Rule 3-2-1: The Great "Don't be a Bureaucrat" Debate

In the spirit of efficiency and productivity, our fearless leader, El Boss 2023, decreed that all employees must be able to find their way around the office without having to ask for directions. Thus, the 3-2-1 Rule was born.

But, as with all great power, comes great responsibility. And also, great bureaucracy. And, apparently, great confusion.

So, to help you navigate the labyrinthine halls of our esteemed organization, we've created the following sub-pages:

• Map to the Perfectly Normal Office
• How to Avoid the Coffee Machine
• What to Do When You Get Struck by the Sudden Onset of Bureaucracy

We hope you find this helpful. Or, at least, mildly amusing.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, Go Ask Someone (we're told they're very patient).