THE SOCK IDENTITY CRISIS

A phenomenon where one's socks start to have a life of their own.

They're like, "I'm not just any sock, I'm a free spirit, man!"

And you're all, "Uh, no, you're just a sock, you're on my feet."

They start to develop their own interests, like:

• Socks for Socks - a support group for socks who've had enough of their human overlords.
• Socks Who Refuse to Be Paired - where socks who refuse to be paired with their counterparts can find like-minded company.
• The Great Sock Heist - a daring adventure where socks steal all the matching pairs and run off to a tropical island.

It's a wild ride, let me tell you.

But don't worry, we're here to help you navigate the Sock Identity Crisis.

Sock Therapist - because sometimes all you need is someone to talk to.

Or, you know, a really good sock puppet.