Objective: Infiltrate the local zoo, gather intel on the reptilian population, and prove to ourselves that we're actually humans.
Team:
- Agent Thompson (Lead)
- Agent Rodriguez (Reptile Whisperer)
- Agent Patel (Tech Support)
Mission Log:
- 10:00 AM: Arrived at zoo. Spotted a suspiciously large collection of alligators.
- 11:00 AM: Successfully hacked into the zoo's mainframe. Discovered that the alligators are plotting something.
- 12:00 PM: Agent Rodriguez was bitten by a gator. Agent Thompson: "I told you it was a bad idea."
Conclusion:
- We failed to gather conclusive evidence of reptilian malfeasance.
- Agent Rodriguez was bitten.
- Operation "We're Not Lizards" is officially terminated.
Recommendations:
- We should have worn our "I'm not a lizard" t-shirts to the zoo.
- We should have brought more snacks.