Welcome, time traveler! You've arrived in the Temporal Rift of Doom, a dimension where the laws of physics are as flexible as a rubber chicken.
Here, you can learn the art of chrono-displacement, a technique that'll make you question the very fabric of time itself. Don't worry, it's not as complicated as it sounds... or is it?
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