Counter-Counter Operations Manual

Warning: Do not use this counter system unless you have experience with existential dread.

Step 1: Press the button.

Step 2: Wait for the system to malfunction.

Step 3: Panic.

Go to Step 4

Step 4: Call a team of highly trained engineers to fix the problem you created.

Step 5: Receive a bill for the repairs.

Step 6: Question the value of modern technology.

Go to Step 7

Step 7: Build a time machine and go back to the 80s to learn how to do it right.