The Abyssal Avocado

Welcome to the deepest, most mysterious of all avocados

This page is dedicated to the study of the unknown, the unseen, and the utterly absurd

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Legend has it that the Abyssal Avocado is not just a fruit, but a gateway to the unknown

Some say it's a portal to another dimension, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions

Others claim it's just a really cool-looking fruit that's good for guacamole

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Disclaimer: The Abyssal Avocado is not actually a real thing. Or is it?