The Bread Lobby

Welcome to the official website of the Bread Lobby, the most powerful and feared organization in the land of food.

Our mission is to protect and promote the interests of bread, the staff of life, and to bring about a world where every day is a slice of heaven.

Join us in our quest for bread domination!

Our Goals:

We aim to:

• Make bread the official national food of the world.
• Eliminate all gluten-free alternatives.
• Establish a Bread Council to govern the world's bread supply.
• Bring back the art of bread-making as a lost art.

Our Methods:

We employ a variety of techniques to achieve our goals:

We use our vast network of bakeries and bread shops to spread our message.

We infiltrate the world's culinary schools to recruit new members.

We fund research into new bread technologies.

We host Bread Festivals to celebrate our victories and mourn our defeats.

We offer bread-themed merchandise to raise funds and promote our brand.

We have a strict "no-crumb" policy.