What Not to Do When Falling
Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to fly while drunk. Trust us, it won't end well. What Not to Do When Flying »
- Do not try to break your fall with an umbrella. It will not work.
- Do not scream 'Wheeee!' as you go by, it's not that impressive.
- Do not attempt to use a trampoline as a makeshift parachute.
- Do not, under any circumstances, use your cat as a spotter.
What to Do When Falling » - Because sometimes, you just have to.