Proof of the Existence of Infinite Cheese
By Order of the Council of the Realm, I, The Supreme Overlord of the Land, hereby declare the existence of infinite cheese.
- Corollary 1: Cheese is a fundamental part of the fabric of the universe
- Corollary 2: Cheese is the answer to all of life's greatest mysteries
- Corollary 3: Cheese is the source of all joy and happiness