Beginner Techniques for Maximizing Staring Time

Step 1: Find a wall

Step 2: Stare at it for 10 minutes

Step 3: Take breaks only to eat Cheetos

Step 4: Don't blink

Step 5: Focus on a single point, like a dust speck on the wall

For more advanced staring techniques, check out:

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