What 10-Minute Time Outs Are Doing to Your Ego - B-List Celebrity Edition

You're not a star, but you're not a nobody, you're a B-list celebrity. The kind of person who's always on the periphery of everyone's attention, but never quite in the spotlight.

10-minute time outs are like the paparazzi of your social life. Always lurking, always watching, always waiting for you to slip up so they can pounce. "Oh, look, B-list celebrity X just spilled coffee on themselves! How quaint."

You're not alone, B-list celebrity. There are others just like you, suffering through the cruel whims of 10-minute time outs.

Like, have you seen the latest 10-minute time out of your arch-nemesis, C-list celebrity Y? They just got roasted by a minor social media influencer. Sucks to be them, right?

But don't worry, 10-minute time outs will get bored with you eventually. They'll move on to more exciting targets, like that one guy who still lives in their parents' basement.

You're a B-list celebrity, hear you roar!