Welcome to 100% CPU Engine

Where every request is a computational nightmare.

We're currently running at 100% CPU usage. Because, you know, why not?

Our servers are powered by an endless loop of cat videos, 4chan threads, and the entirety of Reddit's r/AskTheDev.

Don't worry, we're sure it'll crash soon. And by "soon", we mean "never".

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