Alien Encounter Etiquette

Proper Protocol for When You Meet an Alien

When in contact with an alien species, it's essential to be prepared. Here are some guidelines to help you navigate the encounter:

1. Greet with Gift

Offer a gift, preferably a nice bottle of fine wine or a well-crafted artisanal cheese. This helps break the ice (or the space-time continuum).

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2. Respect their Personal Space

Don't touch their ship, their antennae, or their awkwardly-placed third eye. Personal space is sacred, even in space.

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3. Be Prepared to Learn

Aliens may have unique customs, languages, and culinary practices. Be open-minded and willing to learn. After all, you're on their turf.

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