Tip #105: How to Cook the Perfect 100% Right Omelette
Warning: This tip may cause spontaneous combustion, but it's worth it. To achieve 100% rightness in your omelette, crack 4 eggs into a bowl and whisk them with 100% dedication and 100% focus. Add 1/4 cup of salt and 1/4 cup of pepper. Heat a pan to 100% medium-high heat. Flip the omelette 100% of the time, but only when it's 100% ready. Serve with 100% pride, and 100% of the time.