100% Tact: The Art of Assertiveness for the Assertively Inept

Techniques for the Truly Clumsy

Learn how to assert yourself with confidence, even when you're secretly unsure. Remember, assertiveness is like a strong stomachache: it's uncomfortable, but it gets better with practice.

1. 1. Be Proportional to the Problem: Make your response match the situation.
2. 2. Be Proportionate to the Proportional Response: Scale up or down according to the situation.
3. 3. Use the Art of Assertiveness as a Weapon: Assert yourself, but don't hurt anyone (unless it's absolutely necessary).

Practice these techniques and become a master of 100% Tact. Your social calendar will thank you, your friends will respect you, and your cat will purr with admiration.

For more advanced techniques, visit our Advanced Tact Techniques page.

Or, if you're feeling extra extra, check out our Assertiveness with Caffeine page for tips on how to assert yourself while mainlining espresso.

Remember, Tact is not just a skill - it's a lifestyle. So, be bold, be bright, and be prepared for a world of awkward silences and passive-aggressive responses.