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ABZ-101: The Unofficial User Guide to Extreme Irony

This is the part of the guide where you learn about the art of doing the opposite of what you're supposed to do. It's a delicate dance of contradiction, where you find the perfect balance between doing and not doing, being and not being.

Chapter 1: The Art of Procrastination

  1. Find the most mundane task and stare at it for an hour.
  2. Make 37 different excuses for why you can't do the task.
  3. Accuse the task of being the real procrastinator.

Want more? Go to Chapter 2: The Joy of Overthinking