The Galactic Overlord's Decennially Updated Subpage 11-12

Where the cosmos meets bureaucracy, and paperwork never sleeps.

Galactic Empire Regulations 11-12-1

Section 1: The Cosmic Empire's Guide to Not Stealing Each Other's Lunch

Article 1.1: Thou shalt not pilfer thy neighbor's space-rations.

Article 1.2: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's asteroid.

Article 1.3: Thou shalt not make fun of thy neighbor's tentacled face.

Section 2: The Cosmic Empire's Guide to Not Getting Lost in Space

Article 2.1: Thou shalt not navigate by the stars of the planet Zorgon.

Article 2.2: Thou shalt not rely on the GPS of the planet Zorvath.

Article 2.3: Thou shalt not trust the map of the planet Zorvath's cousin, Zorvath Jr.

Galactic Space-Time Continuity 11-12-2

Where the fabric of space-time is constantly being rewritten.

The Cosmic Empire's Department of Temporal Affairs is responsible for making sure that all events in the galaxy unfold exactly as they should.

Or not.

We're still working on it.

Galactic Trade Agreements 11-12-3

Where the cosmos meets commerce, and the cash flows like water.

The Cosmic Empire's Department of Trade and Commerce is responsible for making sure that all intergalactic transactions are fair, square, and profitable.

Or not.

We're still working on it.