Subpages 14-15: The Unfortunate Reality of Red Tape

Warning: This section contains content that's as dull as a DMV appointment.

But don't worry, it gets slightly less boring as you scroll down.

Learn about the joy of waiting in line.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to find out what happens when you try to appeal.

We're not saying it's a wild ride, but... actually, we are.

Read about the thrill of filling out form 27-B/6.

Don't worry, it's not as painful as it sounds (but let's be real, it's not exactly fun either).

Find out about the secret life of form 27-B/6 as a party trick.

Because, apparently, someone thought it would be a good idea to put a party theme on a government form.

Discover the ancient art of bureaucratic jargon.

Where 'synergy' is just a fancy word for 'we're not really sure what we're doing but let's use a lot of buzzwords'.

Learn about the mystical world of form approvals and denials.

Where 'yes' and 'no' are just arbitrary answers to a question nobody asked.

Find out about the secret society of form approvers.

A mysterious group of individuals with a penchant for stamping things with a flourish.

Read about the thrilling world of appeal letters and responses.

Where 'Dear Sir/Madam' is just a nice way of saying 'we're not really listening'.

Discover the ancient art of form rewrites.

Where 'we've rewritten the entire form to fit our narrative' is just a nice way of saying 'we've made it more confusing'.

And that's the story of Subpages 14-15. May you never have to navigate this bureaucratic nightmare in real life.

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