16-Armed Oscillation Symposium: A Celebration of Uncoordinated Movement

Welcome, esteemed guests, to the 16-Armed Oscillation Symposium, where the art of uncoordinated movement is on full display!

Learn about the underlying principles of uncoordinated movement View the schedule of events, including the infamous "Free-Form Frenzy" workshop

Be prepared to have your senses assaulted by 16 arms flailing wildly in every direction!

Bertha Barnacle's Statement: "I just wing it, you know?" Zelda Zephyr's Statement: "My arms are my everything, and also nothing, and also a little bit of both"